"Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested"
Hunter S. Thompson (via toilandblood)
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I can totally see a teacher asking a student why they’re carrying around a lobster and then that awkward silence after hearing, “It’s not a lobster. It’s my phone”
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"You know that place between sleep and awake; That place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I will always love you. That’s where I will always be waiting."
“Peter Pan” by J.M. Barrie (via toilandblood)
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